You like big hairy: Warts. Craps. Balls. Elephants. Monkeys. Moles. What is your favorite drink? Rum and Coke. Beer. Gin and Tonic. Margarita. Dead baby blood. Sex on the Beach. What is your favorite food. Pizza. Hairy cowpies. Spaghetti. Fish tacos. Hot dogs. Ham sandwich.
When you go to a party you: Head straight for the keg. Mingle around. Take a crap in the bathroom and blame it on that girl. Punch the birthday boy in the nose. Go stand in the corner and act like you are talking to somebody. Leave.
Choose your death: Get thrown in a burlap sack and get thrown off a cliff. Get hit by a bus. Drown in urine. Suffocate. Burn alive. Electrocution.
What is your favorite animal Monkey Elephant Hairy Elephant Hairy Monkey Mouse Robot Who do you like least: White people. Black people. Chinese people. Arab people. Italian people. English people. Who is the hottest out of the following: Ashley Olsen Katie Holmes Gwen Stefani. J. Lo. Britney Spears. Shakira.